my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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