I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
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