Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
