That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
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