return my video game
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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