I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Randomize
