in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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