He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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