I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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