"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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