i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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