So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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