So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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