She tied me up with her honor cords...
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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