Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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