She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
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