question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
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