Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
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