we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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