A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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