You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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