I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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