I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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