I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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