I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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