What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
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