I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
there is glitter all over my balls
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