I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
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