Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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