Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
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