We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Boobs are out for the taking
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Randomize
