I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Can I color on your dick again?
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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