if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
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