shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
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