How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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