Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
She is in my trunk
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
This show inspires me to have sex in space
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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