I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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