I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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