why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
Do plants get herpes?
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