I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
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