You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
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