You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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