I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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