okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Randomize
