That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
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