She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I want her autograph on my taint
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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