erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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