Buhtt sex?
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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