why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
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