good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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